This is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about
‘LIVING IN OREGON’…
*If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you live in Oregon.
*If you’ve worn shorts,
sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in Oregon.
*If you’ve had a lengthy
telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in
Oregon.
*If you measure distance in
hours, you live in Oregon.
*If you know several people
who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Oregon.
*If you have switched from
‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ and back again in the same day, you live in Oregon.
*If you install security
lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in
Oregon.
*If you can drive 75 mph
through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in
Central, Southern or Eastern Oregon.
*If you design your kid’s
Halloween costume to fit over 2 layers of clothes or under a raincoat, you live
in Oregon.
*If driving is better in the
winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live in Oregon.
*If you know all 4 seasons:
almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Oregon.
*If you feel guilty throwing
aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you live in Oregon.
*If you know more than 10
ways to order coffee, you live in Oregon.
*If you know more people who
own boats than air conditioners, you live in Oregon.
*If you stand on a deserted
corner in the rain waiting for the “Walk” signal, you live in Oregon.
*If you consider that if it
has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain, you live in
Oregon.
*If you can taste the
difference between Starbucks, Seattle’s Best, and Dutch Bros, you live in
Oregon.
*If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon, you live in Oregon.
*If you know how to
pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Clatskanie, Issaquah, Oregon, Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette,
you live in Oregon.
*If you consider swimming an
indoor sport, you live in Oregon.
*If you know that Boring is
a city and not just a feeling, you live in Oregon.
*If you can tell the
difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food, you live in Oregon.
*If you never go camping
without waterproof matches and a poncho, you live in Oregon.
*If you have actually used
your mountain bike on a mountain, you live in Oregon.
*If you think people who use
umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you live in Oregon.
*If you buy new sunglasses
every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time, you
live in Oregon.
*If you actually understand
these jokes and forward them to all your OREGON friends, you live or have lived
in Oregon.
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5 comments:
Ha ha--he's so funny. I've only ever driven through Oregon, sadly, but that sounds about right from what I've heard from acquaintances.
Some of these apply equally to Maine, you know! I recognize most of them as true statements -- it's this kind of grinning that gets me through a Maine (Oregon?) winter!
Those weather ones fit Michigan, too, but Oregon definitely has more considerate and ecclectic people than most places. Thanks for the laugh!
+JMJ+
The ones related to driving are a bit intimidating, but the people sound lovely! I'd like to visit Oregon one of these days. =)
PS -- Hello again, Kathy! It has been a long time since I last visited, but I thought about you out of the blue today and thought I'd say hi! =)
Very funny and interesting. It seems to be a beautiful and friendly state to live, for me perhaps a tad to cold and rainy.
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