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Oregon Gifts of Comfort and Joy ~ Kathy Matthews |
Frank and his fair-headed Felicia had been friends forever. On a fateful Friday in February they went to the fair in Florence; a coastal town that the two were familiar with.
Feeling famished, Frank ordered a flavorable famous frankfurter deluxe, and gobbled it down without fanfare. With fondness, Felicia opted for a fancy deep-fried fritter.
That frankfurter gave Frank the walking farts. He was embarrassed, and began to feel like Larry the Cable Guy's grandmother. Trying to fend off the farts by ignoring them, Frank suggested to Felicia that they take a ride on the Ferris Wheel.
He was at the top of the ride when, in a flash, Frank decided that he really needed to use the facilities. Go figure! They may as well been as far away as the moon, and he felt like a fool to not have considered this possibility while still on the ground.
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Following the theme of the of the alphabet, I am also featuring this out-of-print book created by a couple of Oregon ladies in 1983. Please come back tomorrow to see the next page in the series:
Oregon Gifts of Comfort and Joy ~ Kathy Matthews |
Oregon Gifts of Comfort and Joy ~ Kathy Matthews |
Oregon Gifts of Comfort and Joy ~ Kathy Matthews |
Oregon Gifts of Comfort and Joy ~ Kathy Matthews |
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2 comments:
OMG -- the other F word!! You're too much.
Hi Kathy! Running into you during AtoZ again. Love the Oregon Alphabet. And that story you posted was too funny. ~fellow Oregonian, Mary
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